| Season 1
|| I’m a domestic goddess. I don’t listen to anything anyone tells me, because it’s all about me.
| Season 2
|| It's okay to put your foot in it, as long as you are wearing fabulous shoes .
| Season 3
|| Money can't buy you love; it buys you shoes, handbags and diamonds.
| Season 4
|| It's time for me to experience the sweet smell of success.
| Season 5
|| I don't mean to be rude. I just am.
| Season 6
|| I may have two faces, but they both look fabulous.
| Season 7
|| I’m sassy, I’m brassy but I’m always classy.
Lauren Simon is a Cheshire housewife.